So I haven't blogged in a while. So since I owe my two readers an update I figured I'd try to make it a humorous one.
I walked by a safety pin on the ground yesterday that was opened. I thought to myself: "was 'safety' really the first word that came to mind when describing those little spring loaded things?" I'm pretty sure the safety pin naming committee failed miserably.
The coffee machine here at work has a button for "cafe latte" and a button for "cappuccino" however, it does not matter which button you press, because the same drink comes out. I've tasted it, I'm a coffee snob... it's the same.
I recently discovered that Sharpie makes a pen that doesn't "bleed through." Congratulations! It still doesn't make up for the countless ruined desks and art projects or Goodness, what happens when one of those markers goes through the wash.
When I see a label on an article of clothing that says, "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" pretty much translates as "I will never wash this."
The worst place to get a zit is in the cleft of your nostril. Enough said.
I eat lunch with Junior High students occasionally at the school here at work, and I'm convinced that if I were in the stock market, I'd invest in Zumiez and PacSun. Studded belt anyone?
I think it's fair to say that the baseball cap no longer serves the purpose of which it was named.
The pinnacle of an awkward conversation is the point where you were in the middle of what you were saying forgetting where you were going and recovering instinctively with looking at your phone as if you got a text message and then looking up and saying, "so. yeah.."
It is always awkward when you just get done going up a few flights of stairs in a hurry for a meeting and then trying to cover up your out-of-shapeness and nearly suffocating to death.
I peeled the game label off of my fast food cup today and it read: INSTANT WIN and then below said:"not an instant winner." Boy if that isn't the cherry on my sundae!
All in all, I can't help but be sarcastic about some things. It really helps get through the day with a tinge of humor. Enjoy
moellerd
